...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
they're like a gay fantastic four
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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