Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
