drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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