I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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