the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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