glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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