Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We just shotgunned beers for America
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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