You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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