have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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