I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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