Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Randomize
