Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
