we have officially lost it.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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