What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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