Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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