Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(214): View more from Texas

dude. I'm so drunk.

(972): View more from Texas

pete, this is bryce's mom

(214): View more from Texas

I can't wait to have my cock in your ass

(972): View more from Texas

pete, this is still bryce's mom

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(216): View more from Ohio

i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.

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(810): View more from Michigan

He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?

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(905): View more from Ontario

If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever

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