I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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