How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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