i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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