It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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