What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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