Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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