Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize
