omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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