Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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