were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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