Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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