Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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