Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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