at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think my fart just growled at me.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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