Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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