walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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