I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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