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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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