my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
How external is "for external use only"?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
