fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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