They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize