i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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