I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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