Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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