don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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