Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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