It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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