i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I did not marry a roomba.
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