I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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