beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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