I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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