Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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