LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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