So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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