I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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