They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So here I am, sexting at work.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
