Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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