summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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